Okay, I haven't written a THING in ages. I'm sorry! I've been in a surprisingly good mood lately, and the vast majority of my entries are fuelled by my abyss of misery, which seems to have closed up for the first time in YEARS!

Nothing I write whilst "happy" is interesting, as I tend to just sit around amidst a psychedelic trip monotonously reciting "aararararrraarar" all day in states of partial nudity, so I'd rather just wait until I hate life and return to my perpetually moribund existence once more, and then I'll be back with tales of sorrow!

Or maybe I can learn to be inspired by the POSITIVE aspects of my life? Who knows... I'll work something out. Come back soon!