Kk yeah, firstly, let's just first acknowledge we both look shit in it, I just woke up and Joe was ill - secondly, in case you haven't seen the video here's a brief synopsis...

 

Firstly, this horrendously out of shape middle-aged dude decides "hey, you know what might be a good idea? I'll sit on a glass and record it!" I can't help but wonder where this idea was going? Was he going to take a dump in the glass? Was he going to just... shit the glass out? What was his "stage 2" to this plan once he had successfully got the glass up his arsehole?

 

Okay so then the glass is up his arse, and you hear this really dull crack/smash. "Uh oh spaghettio" you think, as you notice a gentle stream of blood resulting in a grim puddle of pain below this guy, still squatting, still with an actual glass up his arse. What's he thinking right now? I can't see it being a simple "fuck" it's gotta be more of an "oh shit... what do I possibly do now? I'm squatting in my kitchen with a smashed glass ripping my arsehole apart. Surely I need to stay as still as possible to avoid the most pain EVER. Do I call an ambulance? I guess I have to... but the humilation... oh the humiliation. And what if my wife [psh... as if this guys has a wife!] comes home? How do I explain this one?

 

Next, he begins scooping out the contents of his arsehole with his bare hands; removing the chunks of broken glass, blood still streaming out. After a few minutes of this, he eventually stands up and lets out the biggest scream (you can hear it in our reaction video, as well as the crunching of the glass!).

 

Owch! I'm not going to link to the website, I'm sure you'll find it if you want... but yea, it's not one for the kids, so if you're a prepubescent, don't bother looking for it as I'm pretty sure you won't get to sleep tonight after watching it!