3 months since my last post - eesh! Sorry there; I've had literally no time over the last few months and the sun hasn't helped convince me to stay in and write when I finally do have time to myself! But ALAS, another day, another happening, more freaks to rip on, and here I am :)

So we're finally getting a nice summer in England! I've spent the last few weeks out in 25+ degrees (80 for you Americans) and it's been awesome, except for one summer atrocity - topless guys.

They're freakin' everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I don't know if it's like this elsewhere in the world, but over here in England if it gets above 15 degrees every guy between 20-30 seems to bust out his gut and walk around with a grossly undeserved swagger in the false believe that sun rays have this magical ability to make every inch of ugly they fall on beautiful.

Guts partially obscured only by their tits. Yum, that's just what we all want to see as we lay in the park in the sun. These guys are usually the 25 year old nobodies; they used to be chavs when they were teens but can't get away with it any longer. They now go around in sports pants and Nikes, topped off with a shitty chain hanging over their tits, musing as to where they left their personality, their hopes, their aspirations and friends - the musings of the sociopathic philistine.

Do they realise their below-par bodies are nauseating to everyone but their stained-toothed girlfriends? I have no idea, but it does make me laugh how they carry themselves with such apparent confidence when they clearly have nothing to offer anybody - they have nothing interesting to say, they are dumb as piss, and nobody is checking out their mediocre bodies. They serve no purpose.

I just realised this isn't so much "funny" as it just a hateful bitch at these arseholes. Meh... I haven't written anything in months so CUT ME SOME SLACK DAMN IT, I'm out of the habit. I'll think of something funny to write about next time, which WON'T be in 3 months time. My energies... they are depleted. I'm gone.