So this is probably the funniest thing that's happened to me in the last month - within 30 seconds, I saw somebody pass out - TWICE - a faceplant into a side of a bus, and a grope by a 17 year old on a 50-something year old; all inches away from me and I was allowed to participate - OH DOG YES.

Oh Dog, iPods are so coooooool. Sooo, sooo cooooool. Do you have an iPod? Of course you do, 'cos they're soooo super cool! They're also total shit - the sound quality is horrendous compared to rival Sony/Creative products. Why the hell do we all still use iPods? Once my iPhone contract runs out I won't be any more.

Molly is a bearded collie. She is rather old. Molly seems to have established a hierarchical chain of supremacy, which as far as I can see goes: white human > dog > black human, which I find hilarious! Seeing her resentment towards black and Asian people makes me wonder if dogs are aware of race as they are species...

3 months since my last post - eesh! Sorry there; I've had literally no time over the last few months and the sun hasn't helped convince me to stay in and write when I finally do have time to myself! But ALAS, another day, another happening, more freaks to rip on, and here I am :)