3 months since my last post - eesh! Sorry there; I've had literally no time over the last few months and the sun hasn't helped convince me to stay in and write when I finally do have time to myself! But ALAS, another day, another happening, more freaks to rip on, and here I am :)

Those Japanese genius at Honda have shown off the latest fruit of their Brain Machine Interface (BMI) program, and it's impressive! The Brain Machine Interface is a development by Honda that translates human thoughts into electrical data that can be interpreted by machines, specifically in this demonstration - Asimo - Honda's astronaut looking humanoid robot that fell up the stairs at a demonstration of it's genius artificial intelligence.

"Intercept Modernisation" is, in short, the government's plan to monitor every source of electronic communication by you. It was initially to cover phone calls, text messages, emails, and internet habits in an effort to identify "terrorists" and has now been extended to cover myspace/bebo/facebook friends, messages, groups and comments.

I was on the train the other day when I came across a couple of girls, desperately trying to make up for their "wholesome" figure by dressing eccentrically with obscene amounts of make-up, fluorescent socks, shitty tops that are "oh so quirky" and one of them even went as far as an... an... UMBRELLA HAT!

Firstly, what the piss is a wiggly woo? A fluffy snake on a stick that wiggles, making those within visual range say "woo" as they look on in joy. Why am I writing about them? Well, I'm not - I'm writing about why I saw countless middle aged people enjoying their wiggly goodness in Chelmsford High Street the other day.